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Name: Evan
Birthday: 3/7/1989
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Monday, May 01, 2006

does anyone still use xanga?


Monday, April 03, 2006

yeah so its april...


Sunday, February 26, 2006

The Murder of Dorian Grey

I heard you cry in your singsong voice
We didn’t have a choice but to sit and watch you die in the February air
I’m leaving all my cares by the bedside
We’re bleeding on the outside 
But screaming on the inside
Please hold our hands as we die
I’m gonna say this once, this is not a request, I’d really like you to go
Stare back, Dorian Grey 
Your picture tells the story well
You looked so smart, slowly paging through your books, giving dirty looks
Yet, still it breaks your heart, fumbling with your emptiness (because it’s so dark)
We’re freezing on the outside, but burning on the inside
Please come with us as we fly
I’m gonna say this once, this is not a request, I’d really like you to go
Stare back, Dorian Grey
The mirror tells the story well
By the bedside, we’re freezing on the outside but burning on the inside
Please come with us as we die
I’m gonna say this once, and this is not a request, I’d really like you to go
I am Dorian Grey
The mirror tells the story well


Monday, January 16, 2006

Currently Listening
They're Only Chasing Safety
By UnderOath
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Thursday, January 12, 2006

haha ok funny story...prolly the greatest gas adventure yet.....

after school i was takin derek to get gas with me and then take him home. on the way to get gas i thought i saw the guy infront of me gettin road head so we fallowed him until we needed to turn to go to cemetary for gas. well when i pulled up in the turn lane i saw the guy and in fact he was gettin road head. i tried not to look more than once but i couldnt help myself so as we turned the corner laughin our asses off we continue our journey. we come up to the next light and we sit there for a while but when the light turns green and the people in front of us start movin. i push the pedal and my car shuts off. i look at my dash and then to derek and laugh as i tell him "i think im out of gas" so i try to get off to the side of the road but i didnt have an engine to move me so that didnt work out too good. so we sit there for a littel bit then i decide to call my dad so he could help us. well just like everything else i do my dad gets pissed and halfway lectures me then hangs up. so while me n D were sittin there laughin at the situation and eatin the last of my cookie cake i make a sign that says "GOT GAS?" and show some people so they know why im just chillin in the middle of the road. these two girls drive by and turn into the street behind us. (remember that for later) so we chill there and a couple more green lights go by and then a red light. some guy stops right beside and we start talkin about my situation and have a couple laughs and hes makin fun of me...you know that kind of stuff just small talk until the light turns green and he dirves away but when i looked into the rear veiw mirror the girls come out from the street they turned into and throw a quarter at my car as they drove by and laughed at us. well when my dad go there with ths gas thing i put it in the tank and drove to the gas station and fill up and take him home...THE END

if you dont find a point to this and just think you wasted your time readin it...well im not gonna lie it was funny if you were there and you just did waste 5 minutes of your life cuz i know noone will think this is funny and i apolgize for that but its your fault for readin it and its your fault for still readin now...



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